"Ride me, cowboy."

"Let's go do it in the tent."

"My backside's all sore from the constant gay sex."

"We should use our jobs as ranch hands as a cover to fool our wives and escape to the mountains for illicit gay sexual escapades every few months."

"Blowdown at the OK Corral."

"Let's go to the rodeo … the ass rodeo."

"I wonder if the boss will fire us if he finds out we're doing it."

"That's one gay mustache."