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Los Angeles, California I'm a twentysomething white male with ambitions to be a professional film critic and generally spend my days getting paid to watch movies and write about it. I try not to think too hard about how I want to build my life around talking about other people's creations and not mine. A compulsive reader and stubborn cineaste, I take an often contrary stance to my more fundamentalist peers and upbringing by celebrating the pursuit of the good, and the Good, in life, love, art and film. If you watched enough episodes of a few TV shows ("The Hungry and the Hunted," "The Cut Man Cometh," "The Body," "Waiting in the Wings," "Out of Gas," "April is the Cruelest Month," "20 Hours in America," "Colonial Day" for starters), you would understand me completely, and you'd also realize that much of my worldview and philosophical insights are heavily influenced by fictional works/programs, and many of the good things I've said in my life are just a regurgitation of someone else's imaginings. I guess I was made to be a film critic. This Month
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A Whole New Field Of Medicine
Actual transcript of IM conversation between me and a female coworker, who has just discovered a rather egregious typo in a review from a typically horrible writer:
Female Coworker: He's invented a new profession: physiatrist. Me: Sounds professional. Me: Physiatry is hard. Female Coworker: Not as hard as analrapy. "What kind of punch was it?" Comments
Re: A Whole New Field Of Medicine
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Anonymous
on Tue 11 Apr 2006 02:25 PM PDT | Permanent Link
Will you tell us what you are quoting from at the end of your stuff. I love the quotes, but often don't know what they refer to. Thanks - Tucker
Re: A Whole New Field Of Medicine
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Dan Carlson
on Tue 11 Apr 2006 02:54 PM PDT | Profile | Permanent Link
I'm quoting Sports Night. It only ran for 2 years, so I'll probably run out soon, or else just get tired and self-aware and stop the whole thing anyway, but for now, enjoy it. It's a good show.
Re: A Whole New Field Of Medicine
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Anonymous
on Wed 12 Apr 2006 03:22 PM PDT | Permanent Link
A physiatrist is a real profession - odd as it sounds. "These specialists focus on restoring function to people," according to the American Academy of Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation. Sounds like nonsense, but it's true.
What is physiatry?
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Anonymous
on Mon 15 Jan 2007 10:33 AM PST | Permanent Link
Physiatry definitely is a real profession as was pointed out by anonymous. I spent 13 years in university training in order to practise it! You have to have an MD and then 4-5 years of specialized training after medical school. So slamming it... not so cool.
Re: A Whole New Field Of Medicine
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Dan Carlson
on Wed 12 Apr 2006 04:15 PM PDT | Profile | Permanent Link
Wow. Even though you didn't leave a name, Anonymous, which I usually find annoying, I have to say thanks for pointing out that physiatry is not fictional. I consider myself corrected, and stand here humbled.
The reviewer who wrote the piece, though, is a stone-cold moron, an absolute idiot when it comes to writing, and reviewing, and language, and probably walking without falling. So while I now know that physiatry is real, I can assure you that the reviewer meant "psychiatry." His word usage, though referencing a real profession, was still incorrect. |
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