King's latest column in Entertainment Weekly is all about the glorious addictive properties of complex, layered, season-long story arc, emotionally intense TV. And while I've never gotten into "24," in part because I don't have the DVDs and in part because 24 hours in L.A. should really involve being stuck in traffic a lot more than Keifer is (there should be two entire episodes that take place in the carpool lane on the 405), I like the rest of the list. I might as well come out of the closet and admit that "Veronica Mars" is 19 kinds of addictive, and I'm still a "Lost" devotee (even though Season 2 has sucked) because of its near-unbeatable first season, which ranks among one of the most well-plotted and all-around entertaining seasons of TV ever.

And now, thanks to TV on DVD, I barely watch broadcasts any more. Most of my TV viewing is old shows that I own. And, well, for no other reason than that I feel like it, I leave you with this:

"Either of you interested in participating in the sport of kings?"

"We're gonna race horses?"

"We're gonna play poker."

"That's not the sport of kings."

"What's the sport of kings?"

"Racing horses."

"What's poker the sport of?"

"People who play poker."